Kuma’s Corner

Kuma’s Corner 
1570 E Golf Rd, Schaumburg, IL 60173


What started off as a corner bar in 2005,
has grown into a chain of locations with the best burger you’ll eat alive
With burgers that are massive and unique,
they’ll leave you unable to speak,
you might even let out a shriek!

Plates with names like, Metallica and Led Zeppelin,
and top quality ingredients, it’s almost a deadly sin
The Famous Kuma is notorious, with its fresh fried egg and apple smoked bacon,
and the Neurosis, with its cheddar and swiss combo, should not be forsaken
An ingredient in the Slayer is ANGER,
but the fries, chili, and Monterey Jack inside are the real savory danger

The meat is fresh, from the beef to the chicken,
and the black bean burger is also killer, if you’re looking for something vegetarian
With a soft and warm pretzel bun,
you’ll be sure to eat every bite until you’re done
And with the gigantic size of the burger, it’s sure to get a little messy,
but the licking of the fingers and heavy metal music in the air, I’ll admit it’s sort of sexy

Along with the tempting burgers are the insane appetizer plates,
like the Mac and Cheese that you yourself get to decorate,
with options like bacon, scallions, and mushrooms,
it’s brought out with a portion that to your fullest you will consume
Then there’s the crowd-pleasing jalapeño poppers,
deep-fried cream cheese and chorizo stuffed peppers,
when dipped in the raspberry jalapeño jam, they’re a real show stopper

Kuma’s Corner has been crushing the burger game in all Chicagoland,
and more than that, it’s found a way to support charities and also Chicago heavy metal bands,
So if you’re looking to bang your head to some death metal while you eat,
run over to any of the Kuma’s throughout the city and have a rockin’ seat!




  1. Edward M. Bury, APR

    March 22, 2017 at 11:44 am

    Very cool. My rhyme reply:

    I was a fan of the Avondale store
    Until the lines stretched out the door.

    1. dineANDrhyme

      March 22, 2017 at 11:50 am

      Haha I love that! That place is always packed! Goes to show how amazing the food is! ?

  2. Dutch Lion

    March 22, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    Looks great! I might need to check this place out! Thanks for the info.

    1. dineANDrhyme

      March 22, 2017 at 2:17 pm

      No problem! Let us know how much you end up loving it ?

  3. StarryNight

    March 22, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    I love the idea of plate names like Metallica/Slayer/Led Zeppelin as I am so partial to metal music..If they ever open a place in SF….me and my friends are so there! 🙂

    1. dineANDrhyme

      March 22, 2017 at 6:30 pm

      I know! I loved that too! Or if you and your friends ever come to Chicago, you NEED to check it out!! I hope the video and poem made you feel like you were there!

      1. StarryNight

        March 25, 2017 at 3:34 pm

        If/when I come to Chicago…I’m expecting Donna to give me a tour of the restaurant. 🙂

  4. Mary

    March 22, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    Nicely worded!

  5. Stiina Von Tortellini Meow

    March 22, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    I love this place! It’s so much fun and their food is tastey 😛

  6. jilltopiala

    March 22, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    Holy moly this sounds great. Going on the list for my next visit your way

    1. dineANDrhyme

      March 22, 2017 at 6:26 pm

      It is a MUST!! Tell us how you like it!

  7. messianicmeow

    March 23, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    Ugh…I live 15 minutes from there and still haven’t tried it!! WANT

    1. dineANDrhyme

      March 23, 2017 at 4:32 pm

      What?? Omg you have to go!!!

  8. Jon

    March 23, 2017 at 5:07 pm

    Looks like a great restaurant!

  9. Love it Now

    March 25, 2017 at 10:15 am

    looks great! It makes me realise how hungry I am right now ?

    1. dineANDrhyme

      March 25, 2017 at 10:32 am

      Haha go grab yourself a burger! ??

      1. Love it Now

        March 25, 2017 at 10:42 am

        ?well, I’m already cooking sth so the burger will be for some other time

          1. Love it Now

            March 25, 2017 at 1:29 pm

            Already digested, but thank you?

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    April 3, 2017 at 5:40 pm

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  11. Sue (Mac's Girl)

    April 10, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    Thanks for the suggestion. I’ll have to try it. Not too far from us.

    1. admin

      April 10, 2017 at 7:16 pm

      Awesome! Let us know what you think!

  12. doubtpuppet

    April 18, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    Ah crap, now I’m massively hungry again. To the easter eggs …
    If I lived in the states I’d weigh about 400lbs with all this lovely food.

    1. dineANDrhyme

      April 19, 2017 at 10:49 pm

      I’m glad we’re making you hungry 😋 Where are you from?

      1. doubtpuppet

        April 19, 2017 at 10:51 pm

        Oh yeah. Some of these places I just don’t see here. I’m from England. Not the New one neither! Ye Olde Engerland.

        1. dineANDrhyme

          April 19, 2017 at 11:06 pm

          Haha Old Engerland is it? There must be some great food over there!

          1. doubtpuppet

            April 20, 2017 at 7:14 am

            Well there’s lots of restaurants from around the world. So yes. But we don’t tend to celebrate our own food much here. I think a lot of old dishes have been consigned to history. But if you look at how the Tudors or Georgians ate, I think there was good food to be had and it’s just been forgotten. Someone should open a Tudor restaurant!

          2. dineANDrhyme

            April 20, 2017 at 3:31 pm

            Hmm..very interesting! We had no idea…well mister, why don’t you become the first to open up that restaurant? Make England remember again!

          3. doubtpuppet

            April 20, 2017 at 3:35 pm

            Pfft – I ruin pop tarts. I wouldn’t do well with those fancy Tudor dishes.

  13. AskDaralynn

    May 20, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    I love your large pictures. Thanks for stopping by my blog. It was interesting to see the different eateries.

    1. dineANDrhyme

      May 21, 2017 at 2:24 pm

      Thank you for stopping by! We are glad enjoyed seeing the different restaurants 😋

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